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Cute & Clever Valentine Quotes and Memes

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Valentine’s Day is coming up, and whether you’re planning something special for your partner, your kids, or just want to spread some love and laughter, I’ve got you covered. Here’s a mix of sweet and funny Valentine quotes and memes that you can use to lighten up the day.

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Here are 25 Valentine’s Day quotes suitable for kids, filled with fun and sweetness:

  1. “You’re dino-mite, Valentine!”
  2. “You’re a-MAZE-ing, Valentine!”
  3. “You make my heart bounce, Valentine!”
  4. “You’re the apple of my eye!”
  5. “You’re purr-fect, Valentine!”
  6. “Bee mine, Valentine!”
  7. “You’re out of this world, Valentine!”
  8. “You’re o-fish-ally an awesome friend!”
  9. “You’re a star in my sky, Valentine!”
  10. “You’ve got a pizza my heart!”
  11. “You color my world with happiness!”
  12. “You’re a ray of sunshine, Valentine!”
  13. “You’re the cherry on top of a great day!”
  14. “You’re the sweetest Valentine!”
  15. “You’re a hoot, Valentine!”
  16. “You’re roar-some, Valentine!”
  17. “You have a heart of gold!”
  18. “You’re a treasure, Valentine!”
  19. “You’re un-frog-gettable, Valentine!”
  20. “You’re a gem of a friend!”
  21. “You light up my life, Valentine!”
  22. “You’re the icing on the cupcake!”
  23. “You’re cool as ice cream, Valentine!”
  24. “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly!”
  25. “Hugs and kisses to a sweet Valentine!”

These quotes are cute, playful, and perfectly suited for kids to share with their friends and loved ones on Valentine’s Day.

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Here are 25 sentimental Valentine’s Day quotes, perfect for expressing deeper feelings:

  1. “In a world full of temporary things, you are a perpetual feeling.”
  2. “You are my today and all of my tomorrows.”
  3. “Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.”
  4. “In you, I’ve found the love of my life and my closest, truest friend.”
  5. “You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought.”
  6. “Together with you is my favorite place to be.”
  7. “You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love… I love… I love you.”
  8. “Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day.”
  9. “I have waited so long for the perfect girl and my patience has finally paid off.”
  10. “You are the missing piece I have been searching for my whole life.”
  11. “Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.”
  12. “If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, I love you.”
  13. “You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.”
  14. “I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.”
  15. “I would find you in any lifetime.”
  16. “Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.”
  17. “You are my forever confidant. My love for you grows stronger with each passing day.”
  18. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.”
  19. “My love for you is a journey; starting at forever and ending at never.”
  20. “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”
  21. “I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart).”
  22. “You are, and always have been, my dream.”
  23. “When I tell you I love you, I am not saying it out of habit, I am reminding you that you are my life.”
  24. “To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you are the world.”
  25. “I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you.”

These quotes are full of emotion and depth, perfect for sharing heartfelt sentiments with your Valentine.


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Here are 25 funny Valentine’s Day quotes that bring a touch of humor to the occasion:

  1. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
  2. “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly — and I’m nuts about you!”
  3. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
  4. “I love you like a back-alley cat loves a dirty dumpster.”
  5. “Let’s be weird and wonderful together.”
  6. “I’d pause my favorite game for you.”
  7. “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
  8. “I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.”
  9. “You’re the cheese to my macaroni.”
  10. “I’m yours. No refunds.”
  11. “You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.”
  12. “You’re not my number one, you’re my only one.”
  13. “I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.”
  14. “You’re like my favorite song on the radio, I could listen to you all day.”
  15. “I love you more than yesterday — yesterday you got on my nerves.”
  16. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
  17. “If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.”
  18. “You’re the best thing I’ve ever found on the internet.”
  19. “Our love is like a good pizza: cheesy but delicious.”
  20. “You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.”
  21. “I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.”
  22. “I’d choose you over Netflix. Or at least, Netflix would be less entertaining without you.”
  23. “I love you almost as much as I love napping. Almost.”
  24. “You’re the only person I send the fancy heart emojis to.”
  25. “You’re the exclamation mark in the happiest sentence I could ever write.”

These quotes mix a bit of wit and charm, perfect for a light-hearted Valentine’s Day message!


So, we’ve gone through a bunch of Valentine quotes and memes. These are great for adding a bit of fun or sweetness to your Valentine’s Day. Share them with friends, family, or that special someone. They’re sure to bring a smile or a heartfelt moment.

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